Jeanne

Probably taking up more space on the internet than I should.

I'm from Seattle originally, but now I live (at least a couple of days a week) in South Carolina. I have a job that takes me on the road a lot, so I'm not usually "home," wherever that is.

I've been trying to be a writer since I was old enough to hold a crayon. I dream of owning a '59 Chevy El Camino, but I drive a '00 Suzuki Swift. I love the Rolling Stones. I have two cats and a Ph.D.-chasing husband. My family puts the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Before I lived in South Carolina, I lived in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Yes, I know the Billy Joel song.

I adore baseball, but I can't for the life of me explain the infield fly rule without re-reading it first.

Coney Island is my spiritual home.

I'm unabashedly liberal, agnostic, feminist, and not afraid to raise my voice. When someone calls me a bitch, I take it as a compliment.

I can't function in the morning without at least two cups of coffee.