Regular readers know I was in Los Angeles last week for a few days. I freakin' loved it, but I wasn't sure why. It's smoggy, the traffic is wretched, and there are more overpriced eateries and fake boobs than you can shake a stick at. Why would I love such a place?
Then it hit me.
Los Angeles is the Coney Island of the west. Hear me out for a second before you start insisting that I'm wrong, that that title rightfully belongs to Las Vegas.
First of all, there is no place like Coney Island so I do recognize the faint sacrilege in even comparing L.A. to it. All the same, though, here's my reasoning:
* Both are a bit sketchy in places. I swear there are sections of Sunset that are interchangeable with Stillwell.
* Both are filled with people of all stripes, from all walks of life... some of whom are freakier than others.
* Both are near the ocean.
* Both are full of interesting sights, sounds, smells, and architecture.
* Hardly any shade to be found in either place on a sunny day.
* Both places have served as filming locations for movies, TV, and music videos. (OK, so maybe L.A. has a slight edge here.)
* L.A. may not have a bunch of amusement rides, but try cruising down Mulholland as fast as your car can safely go on a road that curvy and see how it compares to a spin on the Cyclone. Also, L.A. has its own knockoff of the Wonder Wheel.
* Q Train? 101 at rush hour? Same difference.
* Nathan's? In-N-Out Burger? Yeah. (C.I. still wins in this category, though, because there's nothing in L.A. that even comes close to Totonno's.)
* Lola Staar would fit right in on Melrose Avenue, I think.
Maybe my argument is a little weak, but the only place on the west coast I've ever been that makes me feel like I'm not really that far away from my beloved Coney is Los Angeles. Both places are infused with
that same sense of popular history, and both places make you feel like there's nowhere else on earth quite like where you are right now.
(And unfortunately, perhaps Coney will soon be catching up to L.A. on the overpriced condominium front, as well.) *sigh*
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